Philosophy’s Sunny Side Up

Is there a doctrine in the house? In a quirky culinary corner of academia, philosophers gather for the annual ‘Eggs Essentialists’ omelet-off. The air buzzes with the scent of sizzling butter and existential musings. Nietzsche, egg-whisk in hand, declares, ‘If you gaze long into the omelet, the omelet gazes back into you.’ Descartes flamboyantly flips his creation, asserting, ‘I think, therefore I pan!’ Over by the stove, Sartre broods over scrambled bits, muttering, ‘Omelets are other eggs.’ Socrates, questioning everything, poses this question: ‘But why an omelet?’ Aristotle sprinkles feta, claiming, ‘Eggcellence is a habit.’ In this yolky symphony, ideas scramble beautifully, leaving everyone egg-static.