The Mouse That Roars

The Cool Cat Mouse! Decked out in a tiny jumpsuit, and with sequins sparkling under the basement lights, Elvis raids the cheese platter with classic rock-and-roll flair. As he croons ‘Can’t Help Falling in Love’ to a block of cheddar, the trap snaps shut, leaving the King flustered but unharmed. ‘Well, ain’t that a hunk of burning cheese!’ he quips, wiggling his whiskers in rhythm. The neighborhood cats gather outside, purring with laughter. Elvis wiggles free with a hip shake, proving once again that even in mousetraps, legends never die.