Instant Gratification – Eternal Damnation T-Shirt
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There’s trouble brewing folks. Let’s agree on one thing – instant coffee is not and never will be proper coffee. Those who think otherwise and gulp down this lousy imitation are infidels. The founder of Hebrews, Moses, has set this in stone as he carried the the 11th Commandment from Mount Sinai: ‘Thou Shalt Not Drink Instant Coffee’. This clever and funny T-shirt makes it clear that whatever your lifestyle, you must restrain yourself and forgo those instant gratification granules. Before putting on this shirt and making yourself a coffee, always remember this call to action: Beans There, Bought The T-shirt!
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