A Confederacy of Dunces

Waxing Spherical: Outlandish, discredited by scientific consensus and still believing in a conspiracy theory, flat earthers have run out of excuses. As the sun points out: ‘Flattery will get you nowhere’ and once you have bought the shirt (important), please feel free to discard it over the edge of Planet Earth. And to compound the flatness of the FE Argument, we have decided to make this Tee with a square collar, because as we all know, humans have square necks. So thanks for the explanation from the sun. The much lamented American novelist John Kennedy Toole, summed it up with one of the great 20th century American novels: ‘A Confederacy of Dunces’.