It Makes You Wanna Screen!

It’s all the fault of my Aunt Tenna! The snowy screen competes with last year’s forgotten resolutions scrolling in my mind. Lose weight, eat healthier, be more organized—it’s like déjà vu with a grainy reception. I promise myself, yet again, this year will be different, as I adjust the antenna for a clearer picture. This clever and funny T-shirt is all about a palpable irony. Both my TV signal and resolutions seem perpetually out of focus. Here’s to another year of striving for clarity, hoping both my goals and TV reception finally come into view.