And The Bandaged Man Marched On!

The recent assassination attempt almost killed DJT. Given President Trump’s media career, he will be worried about playing back old episodes of ‘The Apprentice’ with the immortal words ‘You’re Fired!’. Trump will also be worried about his ability to make noise on Twitter. Perhaps his right ear has its own personality, slightly more refined than his left. At debates, it might be thinking, ‘Can’t we just play golf?’. The  right wing bandage is perfect for his politics, although he may not be prepared to listen to his left-wing opponents.