The Pumpkin That’s Always Humpin’! T-Shirt

So, you want to spice up pumpkin season with some dating action. Hoping to reach some quirky vibes, you have donned this pumpkin glasses T-shirt and joined Grindr! Instead of fitness partners, your pumpkin avatar got a flood of flirty comments. Bewildered, you decided Grind Her might be better. Not realizing your slip into parody land, you are met with equally humorous chaos. “Nice gourds!”someone messaged. As the  pumpkin aficionado, you reply earnestly aboutyour latest pie recipe. The phone buzzes nonstop, proving once again, the online dating world is a squash-tastic place where no pumpkin, be it literal or bespectacled, goes unnoticed.