Golden Gymnastricks!
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Simone Biles is like a superhero, but instead of a cape, she has a sparkly leotard! When she steps onto the mat, gravity takes a vacation. Watching her twist and flip is like watching a cat on a sugar high, completely unpredictable yet impressively agile. Her signature moves sound like secret code names: ‘The Biles’ could easily be mistaken for a new dance craze! The way she lands is so graceful that it makes everyone else look like they’re trying to land an airplane during a thunderstorm. Honestly, if she wanted to, she could probably outflip a pancake! Bow down to the queen of twists!
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