Get A Grip! T-Shirt

Polly, the vocal parrot, is no stranger to the strange antics of her owner, Dave. One afternoon, as the household settles into a quiet lull, Polly notices Dave in a compromising moment of personal reflection. Seizing the opportunity for comedic timing, Polly blurts out, ‘Rumpy pumpy, he’s having a wank’ in her best squawk. Dave freezes, completely startled. The room is filled with awkward tension before Dave bursts out laughing, realizing his feathered friend has just turned an ordinary day into an unforgettable comedy routine, sure to be the tale at the next family gathering.