Federer Express Mows ‘Em Down T-Shirt

Roger Federer, the undeniable Grass King, glides across the grass court as if it were a lush royal carpet laid out just for him. With each effortlessly elegant swing, it’s as if he’s trimming the lawn with his precision shots. Fans watch in awe, half-expecting him to sip tea and nibble on strawberries between serves, such is his Wimbledon grace. One wonders if he’s secretly photosynthesizing under the sun, drawing energy from the very grass. The ball behaves like a well-trained pet, bouncing obediently where he wills. Indeed, Federer on grass is more than tennis; it’s a symphony in green.