Quotes T-Shirts (21)

Who said what? We’ve got some of the best quotes ever said on our T-shirt. “Hegel Can, But Immanuel Kant” to give you a sample LOL. Or “King Kong Is Ill….But Godzilla.” Our early bird catches the Tee worms and that doesn’t mean it was planning to sleep in. How about the motivational one: “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger”? Some things that don’t kill you—like stepping on Legos or trying to understand quantum physics—just make you want to cry in a corner wondering if you're even alive in the first place. Some famous quotes need a modern makeover. Take Descartes’ “I think, therefore I am.” In today’s world, it goes like this: “I scroll through Instagram, therefore I am procrastinating.” Shakespeare’s “To be, or not to be” might now be: “To Be in Zoom or Not to Be, That is the Question.” Then there is the brilliance of Grouch Marx: “I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.” If Groucho were alive now, he’d probably refuse to join any social media platform that would accept him—because, let’s be honest, who wants to be in a club full of oversharers, memes, and unsolicited advice? But we all want a brilliant Groucho T-shirt!