Social Media T-Shirts (8)

Worldwide echo chamber: Instagran (your grandmother's platform of choice); BaseF**k (for members of the armed forces); Twitter, X, BlueSky (like baggage handlers, lower case) and WhatsApp (‘oh not second cousin Scott again’). We’ve got Social Media T-shirts with clever and funny wordplay, graphics, and the finest T-shirt print. Social media is like a carnival, instead of clowns, you have influencers. Instead of cotton candy, you get memes that disappear. And instead of winning a stuffed animal, you get a perfect selfie, a questionable hashtag, and an existential crisis about why nobody liked your post. It starts with you posting a picture of your lunch, and suddenly, you’re a “food blogger”. Then, you get the notifications. Oh, the sweet dopamine hits as you watch ‘likes’ pour in. Soon, you start second-guessing everything: “Is my caption witty enough? Are my hashtags on point? Should I add an inspirational quote by Gandhi?” One minute, you’re watching a cute dog making breakfast for the family, and the next, you’re playing against a rhino on chess.com. Keep posting, keep scrolling, and sing along with ‘the reels on the bus go round and round’. And get a great SM Tee to proudly show the world you’re a paid-up member of the club.