All By Myself T-Shirt

Fix your breaking up with this clever T-shirt: It’s the day after He/She/It has ended your relationship with the immortal phrase: ‘It’s just not working, but can we still be friends?’ The end-of-relationship trauma and damage has smashed your heart into little pieces. It’s really over, and the separation begins, you feel forlorn, dumped into nowhere and healing is a million miles away. So you write this little poem: ‘I miss your funny jokes/ Thinking of you makes me choke/ I wish we could start again/ Coz all I feel Is pain, pain, pain.’ Yep, Breaking Up Is Hard To Do but as the iconic Adele said: ‘Never mind, I’ll find someone like you.’