Caught Between Two Stools T-Shirt

Two worlds meet and clash: Well before dating apps and casual sex, a gentleman would ask a lady in a bar: ‘May I push in your stool?’ to which the lady might reply: ‘Let’s see how dinner goes first.’ This double meaning wordplay, along with a cool graphic of a bar stool, combine to make this funny and clever T-shirt. The question has innuendo all over it, and the answer shows how far the feminist movement has come in this humiliation of the gentleman, who is trying to be polite.  As the saying goes: A bad workman always blames his stools.