From Zappa to Remote Control T-Shit

Introducing Frank’s Zapper, the ultimate remote control for the discerning couch potato! This snazzy gadget doesn’t just change the channel; it delivers quirky sound bites from Frank Zappa himself. Forget about boring TV—this zapper makes every show a surreal experience! The late and great musician, composer, band leader, in rock, pop and jazz genres was a brilliant improviser and stylist. And his “Muffin Man” mode for late-night snack inspiration and a “Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow” warning for when the fridge is empty, Frank’s Zapper ensures your viewing experience is as unpredictable as a Zappa concert. Get ready to zap into hilarity and remember this music icon died too early from prostate cancer.