Homosapiens, Pride Of The Tundra

In the whimsical world of rainbow-tinted prehistory, Chad and Brad, the fabulously gay hunter-gatherers, find that a man’s work really is never done. Decked in leopard print loincloths, their foraging expeditions double as fashion shows. Chad’s berry-picking skills are unmatched, as he color-coordinates their meal with the latest trends. Brad, ever the dramatic hunter, uses jazz hands to scare off mammoths, declaring, ‘Fur is sooo last season!’ Evenings are spent around the campfire, crafting intricate headpieces from feathers and gossiping about the neighboring tribe’s lack of style. Together, they prove that even in the Stone Age, fabulous knows no bounds.