‘I’m No One-Bird Bird’

Hello Polly: Perched flamboyantly on her golden swing, Polly the Parrot preens her vibrant feathers, ready to regale the aviary with tales of her polyamorous prowess. ‘Squawk! I’m no one-bird bird!’ she chirps, batting her eyelids at a bemused toucan. She boasts of charming not one, but three lovebirds, keeping them all on their claws with her dazzling vocabulary and rhythmic wing dances. She squawks: ‘Why settle for monogamy when you can have a jungle jamboree?’ Her suitors, enchanted and slightly confused, shower her with seeds, while the other parrots roll their eyes at her melodramatic love life, secretly impressed by her social finesse.