‘Read The Small Print.’ ‘I Can’t!’ T-Shirt

Don’t Be So Touchy Feely: One man’s tasteless joke is another’s insult to injury: “Blind people who can’t read small print are aholes?” Let’s flip that around! Expecting anyone—blind or sighted—to tackle microscopic print is a little, well… shortsighted. For blind folks, small print isn’t just annoying; it’s a literal non-starter. Imagine sneaking fine print past a blind person, then blaming them for not “reading carefully.” It’s like setting up a hurdle race on an ice rink and saying, “Hey, why didn’t you jump that?” So let’s agree: the real asshole move here is making anything important so tiny that only a microscope (or superhuman vision) could do the trick!