Red Face Spells Danger! T-Shirt

One Angry Man: We are proud to bring you the quintessential angry man T-shirt whose temper tantrums could power a small city. Even the slightest inconvenience, like a shoelace knot, sets him off like a firecracker. ‘Who ties these things, Houdini?’ he bellows, shaking his fist at the heavens. His morning toast pops up slightly burnt? Instant volcanic eruption, complete with dramatic stomping and toaster-side interrogations. ‘Betrayed by breakfast!’ he declares, very red-faced and flustered. Friends joke that he needs a personalized volcano emoji. He can’t contain himself so don’t go anywhere near him. But show your solidarity with the T-shirt that’s so red, it will run in the wash!