Spend, Spend, Spent on The Lottery

Whole Lotto love! This funny and clever T-shirt  is all about ‘If I win the Lottery, I can quit my 9-to-5 job forever’. ‘This is the one!’ I declare, imagining a yacht in Saint-Tropez named ‘Payday.’ But alas, the results consistently dash my dreams. Each Monday, I trudge back to my desk, greeted by the humdrum of florescent lights and Sandra’s endless cat stories. My sympathetic but amused colleagues call me ‘Lotto Lamenter’.  I keep my spirits up, jokingly telling everyone I’d generously save them first-class seats on my imaginary spaceship. Until then, it is back to spreadsheets and decaf coffee—a fate no jackpot can replace.