Sun, Sand, Surf And Mountains T-Shirt

Welcome to the land of sunshine and stereotypes, where the sun is always shining, traffic is always heavy, and everyone is either a surfer, tech mogul, or aspiring yoga instructor. In California, you’ll find avocado toast at every café, and the phrase “I’m just gonna grab my essentials” means 45 minutes of shopping at Whole Foods. Don’t worry about asking for directions, though—everyone’s too busy taking selfies with the latest influencer to help. Whether you’re here to hike a mountain or just avoid your ex, California promises to keep you entertained. Your life choices may be confusing, especially if the diner’s smashed avocado has been 86’d.