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Perched atop her favorite mirror, Polly, the parrot, gazes adoringly at her own reflection, chirping sweet nothings. ‘Polly loves Polly,’ she squawks, puffing up like a rainbow-feathered diva. She’d wrap a wing around herself, a mock embrace, practicing declarations of self-love with theatrical flair. Her owner, amused, watched as Polly serenaded her mirror image, warbling tunes only she could appreciate. Other parrots might socialize, but why bother when one’s own company was so captivating? Visitors to the house see Polly posing, mid-preen, crafting her feathers into faux boas, convinced she was the envy of every bird—and probably some humans, too.