Best Rhyme Of Cooking? T-Shirt

A satisfying meal: This clever and funny T-shirt is all about cooking and a rhyme of that word. So discover what is on your cooking porn menu!

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You are what you put in your mouth, so this cooking porn T-shirt has the perfect recipes. “I love cooking porn” because there’s a good rhyme there. Porn actors are used to filling their mouths with protein, and a hearty salt beef pastrami is the perfect meal after a long shoot of “What’s New Pussycat?” Some of the best foods to eat before sex include oysters, pomegranates, spinach, avocado and strawberries, and maybe that’s why healthy eating restaurants are full of randy millennials. Cooking porn is definitely an art form, especially when the pastry chef (your partner) can make the bread rise, and then you have carb-free sex!

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