Can You Touch And Push Wood? T-Shirt

All above board! Porn and pawns have a lot in common, so make your move for this funny T-shirt!

$34.99 USD
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In a digital plot twist, Porn Hub rebranded overnight to Pawn Hub, baffling regulars who logged in for steamy content and got chess tutorials instead. ‘Checkmate, not mate’ became the unintentional slogan. Streaming queens, knights, and strategy tips, the site now featured grandmasters flaunting their board moves. Forums buzzed with confused comments: ‘Where’s the action?’ only to be met with replies about strategic gambits. Porn stars pivoted careers, becoming unexpected chess influencers. Die-hard fans received notifications about ‘Hot Rook Tactics’, ‘Adult Moves’ and ‘Pushing Wood’ could refer to cunning chess strategies, or the latest adult website names!

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