Captain Sarcastic! T-Shirt

This clever and funny T-shirt has a great combo of sarcasm and bad decisions. Take a walk on the Oscar Wilde side for this lowest form of wit!

$29.99 USD
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Sarcastic? I’m fluent in the art. I know you are no good at crosswords...but don’t get two down; I don’t get paid for writing lousy jokes…but I’ve been offered big money to stop; Overtime? Sure I don’t need a personal life; The assignment is due tomorrow morning….no sh*t Sherlock. Bad decisions? I got Gold at the BD Olympics: Moving from a job in NYC to
Detroit; getting a season ticket for the Jets; moving in with my girlfriend (then moving out after three weeks). Maybe I should try my luck with stand-up comedy, then I can combine sarcasm with more bad decisions.

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