Don’t Kid Man T-Shirt

No kid man: Tom Cruise is changing his name to Tom  Screws. Get this funny and clever T-shirt that keeps you updated with Hollywood gossip.

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In a hilarious twist of Hollywood fate, rumors swirl that Tom Cruise’s real name is actually Tom Screws, a moniker befitting his notorious stunts and action-packed roles. Tabloids are having a field day: “Top Gun star caught Screwing Again!” they proclaim, as the actor dangles from yet another helicopter. Fans speculate that his secret identity explains his habit of defying gravity and common sense. On set, directors joke, “Give us more Screws!” during his daring scenes. Despite the comical name game, Tom continues to captivate audiences, proving that whether he’s Cruise or  Screws, he’s always screwing with expectations.

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