Don’t Lie On The Couch! T-Shirt

The oedipus complex: Cat your therapy budget with this clever and motivational T-shirt that sorts out your negative felines!

$34.99 USD
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The purrfect type of therapy. There’s no need to hire Sigmund Freud’s great, great, great grandson talking pussy at 300 bucks an hour. My cat’s got me covered at the cost of an extra sachet of dried chicken. She’s a pro at listening, especially when I’m ranting about the New York Jets and me being a loser. She doesn’t judge, though she does give me that “you’re an idiot” look when I try to change her nap schedule. And she gets mad if I lie down on her couch. But my problems become insignificant when I’m scratching behind her ears. And I love it when she opens each session with: ‘How are you feline today?”

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