‘I’m No One-Bird Bird’ T-Shirt

For you and your partners, get this polyamorous T-shirt and say goodbye to monogamy!

$34.99 USD
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Hello Polly: Perched flamboyantly on her golden swing, Polly the Parrot preens her vibrant feathers, ready to regale the aviary with tales of her polyamorous prowess. ‘Squawk! I'm no one-bird bird!’ she chirps, batting her eyelids at a bemused toucan. She boasts of charming not one, but three lovebirds, keeping them all on their claws with her dazzling vocabulary and rhythmic wing dances. She squawks: ‘Why settle for monogamy when you can have a jungle jamboree?’ Her suitors, enchanted and slightly confused, shower her with seeds, while the other parrots roll their eyes at her melodramatic love life, secretly impressed by her social finesse. Purchase this clever T-shirt and join the VOICEART flock!

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