Jack-Off All Trades T-Shirt

Float your boat with this funny and clever T-shirt that focuses on “jacking off” with a W⚓!

$34.99 USD
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Awristed development: You don’t need a basic knowledge of Seaspeak or semaphore maritime communication to decipher this funny T-shirt. It’s all there in black and white with an anchor graphic to help you understand. We know our friends over the pond use the term “wanker” more than we do in the U.S.A. but that does not stop us enjoying the wordplay, and an occasional “rub one out”. You may also find a double meaning with this Tee ––-it’s specifically targeted at seamen! And before you get mad with all this profanity, this carefully worded message will surely resonate: “Calm down and get a grip!”

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