No Ticket To Ride T-Shirt

Are your dreams bigger than your work cubicle? You buy lottery tickets and each one is a loser. This T-shirt’s for you.

$34.99 USD
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Whole Lotto love! This funny and clever T-shirt  is all about ‘If I win the Lottery, I can quit my 9-to-5 job forever’. ‘This is the one!’ I declare, imagining a yacht in Saint-Tropez named ‘Payday.’ But alas, the results consistently dash my dreams. Each Monday, I trudge back to my desk, greeted by the humdrum of florescent lights and Sandra’s endless cat stories. My sympathetic but amused colleagues call me ‘Lotto Lamenter’.  I keep my spirits up, jokingly telling everyone I’d generously save them first-class seats on my imaginary spaceship. Until then, it is back to spreadsheets and decaf coffee—a fate no jackpot can replace.

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