Rock Around The Cock T-Shirt

You are what you eat….pussy. And we have the perfect offensive T-shirt with the Hard Cock menu for randy diners!

$34.99 USD
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Hard Rock is so passe, so welcome to the Hard Cock Cafe! As soon as you open the menu, something jumps out to whet your appetite. The menu (‘Election Time’) includes a ‘Rock Around The Cock’ burger, a 12 inch Pastrami, ‘Juicy Lucy’ cocktail, and the ‘You Are What You Eat’ banana split that looks remarkably like….I think you get the vibe. If you’re looking for a great restaurant to impress on your first date, this is the place to put you in the mood for a night to remember (especially if you order the ‘Jerk Chicken Surprise’. So get the T-shirt that helps you decide what should go in your mouth.

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