The Answer Is ‘No’! T-Shirt

It’s a lovely sunny day but you just want to be left alone. This clever and serious T-shirt will ensure your friends will stay clear!

$29.99 USD
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It’s a beautiful day, the sun is shining, birds are singing, and I’m feeling at peace with the world. So why does Henry interrupt my tranquility while I’m enjoying a Long Macchiato and brainstorming my next short story pitch? I don't want to talk, I don't want to socialize, I don’t want to go to Henry’s tonight; his partner Rita is desperate to write 500 negative words about me for her lousy Substack account. I’m tired and miserable, I just want to vibe with the universe. Maybe it’s too much to ask, but can I enjoy the serenity without endless requests for my attention? For the love of peace—leave me alone (but do buy the T-shirt).

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