The Bear Necessities T-Shirt

Get this clever dark humor T-shirt about Smoughkee Bear, the Ranger xan start fires, but can’t control them!

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The bear necessities: Welcome Smoughkee Bear, the 2020s  symbol of wildfire prevention. Sure, he’s got the perfect slogan:  "Only YOU can prevent wildfires," he keeps telling the public. But John Q. Public is more concerned about the rangers’ role in  protecting forests, and Smoughkee is not the brand ambassador they had been hoping to get. With increasing wildfire threats due to climate change, Smoghkee is as high as a kite from his addiction to “Chronic” (quality marijuana). So, instead of maintaining campground facilities and trails, one discarded spliff from Smoughkee could start a wildfire. It’s a long way from Smokey, the original brand ambassador for fire prevention.

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