The So-So Sibling T-Shirt

Average bro, try harder: Meet the world’s okayest brother. He doesn’t steal my clothes, but he’ll “borrow” my Hawaian shirt for a two-month trial. He’s not the worstest at video games, but he’s nowhere near my level. His middle name is “Procrastinator”. When it comes to tidying his room, or any other chores, he’ll utter a grunt of “later.” But he’s definitely got my back when it comes to purchasing online. He’s the master of finding brand names that are 98 percent cheaper than the original (“Adidos”, “Nikee” and “Appl”). If your brother is “okay” then buy him this T-shirt and see if he can reach the status of “bestest”.

My sister is not the bestest or worstest, she’s the okayest. Good vibes: She didn’t tell mom and dad that my boyfriend Josh came to “visit” when they went to see granny, and she got me a ticket for Taylor Swift, which I resold. Bad vibes: She’s much smarter than me and she wrote my resume. I didn’t get the weekend job at Wildfox—so annoying. Then, she hid my makeup bag before my first date with Josh, so I had to use mom’s. She’s two years younger than me and she’s so not cool with A’s in math, science and English. I’m gonna get her this T-shirt. She’s a perfect so-so!