There’s No Topping! T-Shirt

Get this offensive and clever T-shirt that is all about pizza and porn. A great taste and smell with plenty to get your teeth into!

$29.99 USD
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Pizza porn, there’s no topping (maybe there is). First, you have a box smelling of sourdough and melted cheese; then there is the crust (aka hymen); then come the different porn episodes: New York Style (large size, foldable slices); Neapolitan (high heat oven deep penetration); Chicago Deep Dish (Sauce on top); Parmesan (salty flavor); Ricotta (creamy base). Each pizza has a similar storyline. A plumber comes to fix the clothes washer (in this case it’s a no-clothes washer) the young lady orders in a pizza to thank him, and the delivery man/woman joins in to make a threeway. This bite size movie is outstanding!

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