Welcome To The Machine T-Shirt

Hello geeks and nerds, this clever and funny tech T-shirt is made for you. Loaded with terror, and the 404 error, you’re gonna love it!

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And there we were thinking that SQL (Structured Query Language) is the universal language for bossing databases around. Think again folks, SQL is actually the Language of Sarcasm, Confusion, and Couch-Approved Laziness. We have the Error 404 (no that is not a room number in a cheap Las Vegas hotel) that proves our methodology. You ask for some data and you get overloaded with information you don’t need (for example, where you went for your summer vacation in 1996). You ask for something routine and you end up with syntax errors. Whether it's “select”  or “regret”, SQL is there to help. Or is it?

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